listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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