I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
