Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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