it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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