I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
