Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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