WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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