i may or may not be watching the land before time
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
