he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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