Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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