Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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