# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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