____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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