omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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