In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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