I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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