this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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