ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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