my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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