the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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