And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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