I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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