It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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