okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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