in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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