So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
this hospital has no fireball
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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