Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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