if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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