ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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