lets start a swedish sibling band together
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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