She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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