I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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