I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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