Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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