It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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