But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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