BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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