I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
