I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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