this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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