Your mouth is God's brothel.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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