glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
there is puke in my bra ... again
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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