none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You don't make any sense
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