how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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