what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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