Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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