Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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