I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dicks are not precious.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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