He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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