We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
