He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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