I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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