Me. At least after what I've been through.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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