do herpes really smell.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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